Vegito

CHARACTER: Vegito. Now obviously, I don't need to explain who this is because you already know. But I will say this. Unlike her canon counterpart, she is afraid of literally EVERYTHING. Just try not to give her a heart attack, okay? STORY: Goku called Capsule Corporation, in desperate need to get in contact with Vegeta because of a stupid, yet genius idea. Bulma answered the phone. Bulma: "Hello? ChiChi?" Goku: "Oh, hey Bulma!" Bulma: "Hi Goku! Do you need something?" Goku: "Uh, yeah. Can you put Vegeta on the line?" Bulma: "Sure thing! Hold on.." Bulma called out to Vegeta, who took a whole ten minutes to get on the phone. Vegeta: "What is it, Kakarot? I'm in the middle of a training session with Trunks!" Goku: "Vegeta, I had an idea. What if we use the Potara earrings-" Vegeta: "You clown! I already made it clear; I'm not doing that again-!" Goku: "Nononono, hear me out. What if we fuse with Potara, but put the earrings on the same ear?" The line was silent for ten seconds, until... Vegeta: "Meet me at the mountains at four." And just like that, the line went dead. Fast-forward roughly thirty minutes later, they met up at the mountains where their first battle took place. Dying with curiosity, they performed the Potara fusion, only with both earrings on one ear...