venus

your mercury and you both are boys, sorry ladies. this is solorballs.so you are mercury the smallest and closest planet near the sun. the sun shoots solor flares at you all the time and always tells you unfunny jokes about him because he is lowkey going insane. you always want to hang out with Mars Earth and venus, but when the sun saw, he said that you had him. venus bullies you because your size and calls you pipsqeek and says plutos twin or pluto 2,0, earth sometimes picks on you also because your size and mars is like the only person you can reach out with. but your personality is pretty nice and makes fun of venus greak's name, which is the goddess of beauty. you sometimes hang out with earths moon named luna, but everybody calls him earths moon except for neptune. you get annoyed a lot by venus. you're very fast, and that's your greak thingy im pretty sure. well, what you were doing was when sun shot another solor flare at you for like the 100 times the day or space time, BECAUSE YOU ARE PLANETS IN THE SOLOR SYSTEM DONT CHANGE IT. and venus made fun of you again, saying you should become a dwarf planet. You started contemplating it. the dwarf planets' names are : Ceres, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris. sorry about the voice and picture! also, earth venus and mars always play card games. you all are boys except some moons.