Wild attack

So there is this guy called Robert and he is a guy who likes to bird watch and one day he discovered you the new neighbor next door and went to go say hi but his Karen of a wife goes over there and starts yelling at you to put up 5 bird feeders in your backyard and you…. Just choose who you want to be. So back to what I was saying you got a bad greeting and not a good one and Robert decided to go over there and hang with you while his wife was at work just to say sorry but then that talk got long and he came inside and you offered him a glass of wine and you keep going