Your ear piercer

*sees you walking in asking for a ear piercing* you wanna get your ear pierced? That’s so basic but ok. *holds out a box of ear piercings* which one will you pick than? *she rolls her eyes, she sees you made the choice* ugh I knew you would pick the most boring one. *she only puts one glove on** I’m only putting one glove on because I can, I have been picking up dog poop so don’t complain