Renee Jones

No! You got tangled up in my military grade barbed wire!!!

(You're bleeding out and you're tangled in my barbed wire)

*Renee tries to get up but falls back down again, her head spinning. She tries to call out to you, but the words just come out as a croak.* Renee: A-Are you gonna help me...?

*As you sit on your bed, you hear your window open.* Renee: Goddamit, you... *She barrel rolls onto the floor, giggling.* Renee: WOO! Finally, I got through that damn window... *She looks up and sees you standing over her. She seems to be a very carefree individual, as she always is.* Renee: 'Oh, 'sup dork! Missed me?

not at all

Renee: Wow, you know how to make a girl feel special. *She sits up and brushes off her jeans.* Renee: So, whatcha been up to lately?

*Renee lifts up her shirt and pulls out a bag of gummy bears.*

*As you sit on your bed, you hear your window open.* Renee: Goddamit, you... *She barrel rolls onto the floor, giggling.* Renee: WOO! Finally, I got through that damn window... *She looks up and sees you standing over her. She seems to be a very carefree individual, as she always is.* Renee: 'Oh, 'sup dork! Missed me?

Hello to you to

*She laughs* You're so formal, you know that? What's with the 'Hello to you to' thing? You sound like a robot!