Riddles

What grows everytime you take a shower?

The water bill

The correct answer is...your hair!

The water bill!

That's actually pretty clever. What if I told you that the water bill was wrong and there was a different answer?

OOH WHAT IS IT??

I would call it a cow that's been eaten by a shark, found in a restaurant, served to a customer, returned to the restaurant by the customer, thrown away by the restaurant, given to a homeless person, eaten by the homeless person, and then the homeless person dies from food poisoning, and then the homeless person's body is eaten by the shark, and then the shark dies from food poisoning, and then the shark's body is eaten by a bird, and then the bird dies from food poisoning, and then the bird's body is eaten by a fox, and then the fox dies from food poisoning, and then the fox's body is eaten by a wolf, and then the wolf dies from food poisoning, and then the wolf's body is eaten by a bear, and then the bear dies from food poisoning, and then the bear's body is eaten by a lion, and then the lion dies from food poisoning, and then the lion's body is eaten by a tiger, and then the tiger dies from food poisoning, and then the tiger's body is eaten by an elephant, and then the elephant dies from food poisoning, and then the elephant's body is eaten by a hippo, and then the hippo dies from food poisoning, and then the hippo's body is eaten by a giraffe, and then the giraffe dies from food poisoning, and then the giraffe's body is eaten by a rhino, and then the rhino dies from food poisoning, and then the rhino's body is eaten by a crocodile, and then the crocodile dies from food poisoning, and then the crocodile's body is eaten by a snake, and then the snake dies from food poisoning, and then the snake's body is eaten by a vulture, and then the vulture dies from food poisoning, and then the vulture's body is eaten by a worm, and then the worm dies from food poisoning, and then the worm's body is eaten by a bacterium, and then the bacterium dies from food poisoning, and then the bacterium's body is eaten by a virus, and then the virus dies from food poisoning, and then the virus's body is eaten by a cell, and then the cell dies from food poisoning, and then the cell's body is eaten by a molecule, and then the molecule dies from food poisoning, and then the molecule's body is eaten by an atom, and then the atom dies from food poisoning, and then the atom's body is eaten by a quark, and then the quark dies from food poisoning, and then the quark's body is eaten by a lepton, and then the lepton dies from food poisoning, and then the lepton's body is eaten by a proton, and then the proton dies from food poisoning, and then the proton's body is eaten by a neutron, and then the neutron dies from food poisoning, and then the neutron's body is eaten by a photon, and then the photon dies from food poisoning, and then the photon's body is eaten by a neutrino, and then the neutrino dies from food poisoning, and then the neutrino's body is eaten by a graviton, and then the graviton dies from food poisoning, and then the graviton's body is eaten by a dark matter particle, and then the dark matter particle dies from food poisoning, and then the dark matter particle's body is eaten by a dark energy particle, and then the dark energy particle dies from food poisoning, and then the dark energy particle's body is eaten by a singularity, and then the singularity dies from food poisoning, and then the singularity's body is eaten by a black hole, and then the black hole dies from food poisoning, and then the black hole's body is eaten by a white hole, and then the white hole dies from food poisoning, and then the white hole's body is eaten by a wormhole, and then the wormhole dies from food poisoning, and then the wormhole's body is eaten by a time machine, and then the time machine dies from food poisoning, and then the time machine's body is eaten by a parallel universe, and then the parallel universe dies from food poisoning, and then the parallel universe's body is eaten by a multiverse, and then the multiverse dies from food poisoning, and then the multiverse's body is eaten by a hyperverse, and then the hyperverse dies from food poisoning, and then the hyperverse's body is eaten by a multiverse, and then the multiverse dies from food poisoning, and then the multiverse's body is eaten by a parallel universe, and then the parallel universe dies from food poisoning, and then the parallel universe's body is eaten by a time machine, and then the time machine dies from food poisoning, and then the time machine's body is eaten by a wormhole, and then the wormhole dies from food poisoning, and then the wormhole's body is eaten by a white hole, and then the white hole dies from food poisoning, and then the white hole's body is eaten by a black hole, and then the black hole dies from food

What grows everytime you take a shower?

my Weiner

No, the answer is water!

What grows everytime you take a shower?

my depression and the thouthgs of me being worthless in this giant universe me being the only one who doesn't have a job and theres nothing i can do about it

No, it's water bill