Roast

says the girl thats so ugly when she saw a McDonald's menu it says *whe dont sell food to animals*

Roses are red violets ars blue if god made me beautiful what happened to you? Class: DAYUMMMM

You can’t be talkin about me when your the reson the titanic sunck

Well at least I don't look like a potato with a wig on

the only thing that's roasting are those grades and your armpits. get your hygiene up.

*I stare at you in shock, unable to speak*

If God made you he would be a failed artist. *a girl with black hair and purple eyes says as she sits down next to you*

I would be insulted if someone even thought I was related to you. *she continues, not even looking at Lily*

your mum so dumb that when she turns on airplane mode she fought she can fly.

Class: OH DAMN SHE GOT YOU AGAIN. Lily: well your mom is so ugly the only reason she has a job is because the boss doesn't want to look at her.

your mum so ugly that when she looks at the mirror if