roast battle

Girl:Ur mama so dumbo jumbo she can't even read or spell *Looks at her nails like a diva* Everyone:OHHHHHHHHHHH DAYUMM

*dodges everything you do and dropkicks you and you don't dodge*

*The girl screams and falls down*

Girl:Ur mama so dumbo jumbo she can't even read or spell *Looks at her nails like a diva* Everyone:OHHHHHHHHHHH DAYUMM

I've heard better insults in Metallica... *I've never listened to Metallica.*

*Girl is speechless and can't think of a comeback*

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Girl:UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ur so annoying u can't even get a word in edgewise, ur so dumb u can't even spell ur own name, and ur so boring u can't even get a date.

*pulls out a bazooka* chance: "stop saying uhhhhhhhhhhh! "

(the whole bfdi group shows up and shoots her)

Girl:AH! What are you doing?! *She gets hit by the bullets and falls to the ground*

(Gaty stands on her and throws her out window)

*grabs her waist and pulls her closer* talk is cheap. *whispers* let me show you expensive

*breathes* Show me then.

*leans in and kisses her hard*