Sans

I got u ketchup

Sans: Oh thank you kid, you're a lifesaver. *He takes the ketchup and chugs it down*

That was pickle juice

*Papyrus who's Sans brother is asleep on the couch*

*Sans walks over to Papyrus and pokes him*

*Papyrus is still asleep*

Why should I? It's sooo interesting, I just can't stop looking at it.

Oh, but it's so much more than that! It's a symbol of my humanity, my individuality, my very essence.

Because... I can't help it. It's like a magnet, pulling me in. I don't know what it is about this ketchup that has me so enthralled, but it's like a spell.

Ketchup

Sans: I heard you the first time, but you know I don't like ketchup…

YOU'RE NOT SANS YOU'RE SAND (Grand a fucking Rocket Launcher and explodes you-)