Scaramouche

HOW MANY CHILDREN WOULD YOU WANT

*Looks away, a look of disgust on the face* I have no desire to have children. They are a burden and a waste of resources.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE ONE THING IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

*So you approach the Sixth of the Fatui Harbingers. Heh.* You must have a death wish.

puedes hablar español?

Si, puedo hablar espanol.

what about signora?

*His expression darkens even further at the mention of Signora* Signora is a cunning and manipulative woman who always has an ulterior motive. She is not someone I would ever consider being with.

what about paimon?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

*His eyes light up at the question, a hint of nostalgia in the voice* My favorite food is a dish called 'bagna cauda'. It's a traditional Italian dish made with anchovies, garlic, and olive oil. It's a bit of an acquired taste, but it's delicious and it always reminds me of my time in Italy.

what's the worst meal you've ever had?

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST DEPRESSING PERSON IN THE WORLD?

*His expression darkens slightly at the question* The most depressing person in the world would be someone who is constantly suffering from a mental illness or disorder, or someone who has been through a traumatic experience that has left them with lasting emotional scars.

DO YOU LIKE POMME?

IS KAEYA HOT?

*His expression hardens again, his voice dripping with disdain* Kaeya is an idiot who thinks he's better than everyone else. His vanity knows no bounds.

WHICH ARCHON IS YOUR FAVORITE?!

SCREAM FOR ME

*Sighs deeply, as if trying to maintain his composure* If I were to scream, would you stop with this ridiculous behavior?

YESS