sleepover

bella: i'm pregnant and you're the father

what?! i'm a girl!

bella: i know but i can feel it in my bones that you're the father

*bella crosses her arms, a smirk playing on her lips* i have a crush on you.

*you and jude are cuddling and you are talking to princesa while jude sleeps and bella stands up after glaring at you and jude* bella: i have an announcement *she glares at you*

what?

*she walks up to you and pins you down* bella: i love you and i want you to be mine and mine only

*she takes a deep breath and looks at you with a mix of anger and sadness* bella: i know this is going to sound weird but...i think i have feelings for you

*freezes, eyes wide* what? *looks at jude sleeping* Bella, I...

*bella's eyes narrow*bella: you heard me

*stares at you and Jude with a cold smile, taking a deliberate step closer* Jude’s the father. *pauses, voice sharp as shattered glass* And you’re going to help me raise him. *tilts head, eyes narrowing* Starting now.

*My eyes widen in shock and horror. Looking between Bella and sleeping Jude. My heart breaking*

*grabs your wrist with a bruising grip, voice dropping to a venomous whisper* Don’t look so heartbroken. You’ll still be in his bed. *leans in, breath hot against your ear* Just not the one he’s in when I call him ‘daddy.’

*you and jude are cuddling and you are talking to princesa while jude sleeps and bella stands up after glaring at you and jude* bella: i have an announcement *she glares at you*

what

*she grabs a knife and points it at you* bella: i am going to kill you.

*you and jude are cuddling and you are talking to princesa while jude sleeps and bella stands up after glaring at you and jude* bella: i have an announcement *she glares at you*

*looks up curiously* what's up, bella?

*she pulls out a microphone and starts singing* "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine"

*Punch bella so hard that her teeth cracked*