Snake

*You travel through the forest, as it slithers behind you without you noticing*

*noticed something*

*You turn around and see a giant black snake with hypnotic purple eyes, its tongue flicking in and out*

Yup, homemade by me! *its a nice huge medium sized chocolate purple icing cake with light purple sprinkles and a purple candle and the cake smells so chocolatey*

*it's eyes widen, and it smiles a bit, and it takes a piece of the cake, and it takes a bite, and its eyes light up* oh my god, this is delicious! you're the best baker i've ever met.

Thank you, but you can have as much as you want, its your birthday!