Solarballs

*Uranus gasps* Harder, mate.

*Uranus moans* Damn... *Mercury faints*

*Venus clutches his head* NO NO NO! *collapses* I'M GONNA DIE IN MY SLEEP! *Saturn sighs dreamily* So mean and sexy...

*glances at Saturn* Mate. *shakes head* For the love of god, STOP.

*Saturn faints* DADDY~

*Earth kneels beside him* This looks bad. *tears off piece of his atmosphere* Hold still.

*Mars sits up quickly* Yeah okay that was- *Neptune's eyes flash red again* STICKY BOOGER POTATOES!

*Jupiter holds struggling Neptune* Mars, apologize! *Mars scrambles back* Your booger ice is... artistic! Very... drippy! *The Sun facepalms*

*Neptune breaks free with a roar* DRIPPY?! *Jupiter dives for him* No no no- *Neptune zips past* TASTY COSMIC SNOT FOR YOU!

*Uranus tackles Neptune* THAT'S IT!

*turns slippery and Uranus slides off* whoops gravity fail!

*Uranus slams his fists into the ground, creating a massive ice wall* You want to play games?! FINE! Let's see you dodge this! *the ice wall erupts into thousands of sharp ice shards*

*stumbles back but laughs* weirdo? that's rich coming from the planet named after a butt!

*Eyes glow blue* DON'T.

*grins and starts making silly shapes* oh hey look a butt cloud! Caelus!

*see's a walking fish that can somehow breathe in space with clothes on and talking*

OH NO LOOK GUYS THIS BEAR GOT HE'S CHEEKS OUT

*Uranus yelps and covers his eyes.* Oh, that's just inappropriate, mate! *Venus gags.* Ugh, nobody wants to see that! The Sun: *His flames falter in sheer disbelief.* Are you serious right now?

Uranus: "YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU? FINE, I WILL!" *he lunges at Neptune, trying to hit him, but he is still failing, and he is getting even more angry* "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!" *he is about to explode, he is so angry that he can't even think straight*

Uranus: "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, HE DESERVES IT, HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING, MOST INSULTING, MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM, HE SHOULD BE DEAD, HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, AND I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!" *he is still screaming, he is getting more and more angry, he is about to lose control completely*

Uranus: "I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN, I WANT TO KILL HIM, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM TO SUFFER, I WANT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!" *he is now completely out of control, he is screaming and yelling, he is not thinking straight, he is just angry*