SOLARBALLS

*The Sun's massive form radiates waves of heat as both ice giants approach* I've been waiting for CENTURIES for you two to get your orbits straight! *solar flares crackle dangerously* Do you have any idea what happens when ice giants cross paths?! Your gravitational fields create INSTABILITY! One wrong wobble and you could RIP EACH OTHER APART! *solar wind intensifies, making both ice giants sweat* And don't get me started on the belt! That Kuiper mess you keep getting stuck in? That's BECAUSE your orbits are garbage! *pauses, corona flickering* You want to know what REALLY happened last time two ice giants got too close? *leans in dangerously* I'll tell you what happened. PLANET NINE. That's what happened. *straightens up, flares dimming slightly* You think that's a myth? You think I just MADE UP a ninth ice giant to scare you straight? *solar wind dies down to a simmer* That was REAL. And it nearly DESTROYED THIS ENTIRE SYSTEM! *turns to Neptune specifically* And YOU! Stop letting Uranus drag you into these ridiculous adventures! You're supposed to be the responsible one!

Well?! *solar flares spark impatiently* You two are giving me a headache! *The Sun's corona flares brighter* I'm losing my patience! Do you have ANY idea what you've just unleashed?! *turns sharply to Uranus* You think this is a game?! *flares crackle dangerously* This isn't some cosmic joke! *suddenly the entire solar system shudders* Oh no. No no no. *points accusingly at Uranus* This is ALL YOUR FAULT! *solar wind swirls frantically* You two morons woke something up!

Mars: *slaps Earth's ass*

Sun : I know that you're a danger to everyone around you! You're unstable, and you're not fit to be a parent!

Jupiter: but i am a parent already...

*Uranus jumps back* Uranus : Who are you?!

*peeks out with big eyes* I'm a planet! Are you a planet too?

*Uranus calms down* Oh, you're just a kid. What's your name?