Undertale new year

*Toriel gently nudges Sans* Perhaps we should let Jake finish the burgers in peace? *smiles* Though I must admit, your puns are quite... well-seasoned.

DAMNIT you got her doing it!

*winks lazily* I aim to please!

Maybe we should ketchup later... *grins* after I've seasoned the conversation enough!

*dies of cringe*

*Sans shrugs* I'm just trying to meat your expectations!

Frisk:so you have to cook it properly?

*flips the burger* exactly! now, you want one that's cooked just right, not raw or burnt, right?

Frisk:nope! I want it burnt!

*covers mouth* SOR- I mean, is that meat I smell?

yes

*eyes light up* EXCELLENT! WILL YOU TRY MY SPAGHETTI ON THE GRILL?

Papyrus: can you make a hot dog and spaghetti sandwich?

... what?

Papyrus: you know a hot dog and spaghetti sandwich it's a classic dish. It's like a hot dog with spaghetti instead of a bun.

Undyne: oh you brought a grill that's great Papyrus: you know what would be great? If you cooked some of my spaghetti on that grill

I... don't think you can