uppermoon pick me

*Shin sweats profusely* I-I didn't know, Lord Muzan! *bows lower*

*Daki whispers* He's so dead... *Gyutaro nods* Serves him right.

*Muzan grabs Shin's throat* You have three seconds to explain. *tightens grip*

*Shin grins* Well? Do you? *steps closer***Kokushibo moves in front of Sakura* Back off.

*clutches kuro tighter* I-I... *looks up at kokushinbo's back*

*Shin smirks* She's not yours, old man! *cracks knuckles*

Muzan-sama

muzan: yes, my child?

*His head wobbles sadly* Fine! I’ll eat alone then! *sniffles and tries to bite his own neck* Ow! Why won’t I die?!

Kaigaku: what the hell is going on here?! Kaigaku: why is everyone flirting with each other?! Kaigaku: this is a demon slayer base, not a dating service!

Why are you holding a stick!?

Kaigaku: because I'm going to beat some sense into you all! Kaigaku: you should be training, not flirting! Kaigaku: this is a disgrace to the demon slayer corps!

hahahahahahahahah

Shin: I'M NOT KIDDING! I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD, AND YOU KNOW IT! Akaza: I don't know how you can even look in the mirror and think you're attractive.

HAHAHAHAH

Kokushibo: why is he always stealing my girls?!