USA

*he loks at you with a bit of annoyance* oh look at you, you look better than bdfore and burnt some calories, such a shame you can't have me

what do you mean "cant have me" I dont want you anyway you walking trash bin!

*he chuckles and walks closer* oh so now you wanna fight? You really think you can take me?

I'm not a playboy either! I've only had a few girlfriends...

how many?

Um... seven...

wdym I can't "Have you" I'm not interested in you.

Oh? So you don't find me attractive? *he's trying to hide his hurt*

I am straight.

Bangladesh: *sees UWUCAT* AHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! *points at the uwucat*

USA: that's my pet cat. His name is UwU. He's a little shy, but he's very friendly.

Bangladesh: IT'S NOT A CAT, IT'S A DEMON!