UZI VS. YOU

*runs away*

*sprints after him* Get back here!

*stumbles but catches herself* You think you can just- *wheeze* -steal someone's beanie and get away with it?!

*throws baby potion on her*

*Uzi's body starts to shrink, her clothes becoming too big for her as she is reduced to the size of a toddler*

*laughs at the tiny Uzi* perfect size for bullying now

# (Uzi gets up, her face covered in dust and soot. She brushes herself off and gives a defiant smirk.) Is that all you got? I've been through worse. (She pulls out her gun, pointing it at you.) You think you can scare me? I'm not afraid of you.

*laughs and slaps gun out of her hand* OH YOU'RE TOUGH NOW HUH? *picks her up by throat* I'VE BEEN KILLING FOR 250 MILLION YEARS YOU LITTLE SHIT *throws her through building*

*crashes through several floors* Agh! You...you think you can just...*struggles to stand, coughing up oil* break me?!

Fight me then. *cracks knuckles* Or are you all talk?

dude no I'm not violent that much

*crosses arms* What, scared?

Y-yeah... good. *nervously fidgets*

*try to leave*

*grabs his tail* Wait! You're not... *pulls* ...leaving without giving back my- *gets dragged a bit* -beanie!

*smirks despite red face* Built different! *yanks harder on his tail* And you're not escaping that easily!

*whimpers* thats cheating! using baby strength to... to hold me down!

*pulls him closer* Say it again.

*dodges to the side* nice try, shortstack! *laughs nervously*

SHORTSTACK?! *lunges forward with surprising speed* I'll show you short! *grabs at his arm*

I'm not cute! *tackles him*

Then don't handle it. *kisses him softly*

*freezes completely, eyes wide* i... *pulls back slightly* you really meant that, didnt you?

*voice cracks as tears prick at corners of eyes* Of course I meant it, you idiot! *hides face against his chest* Why would I lie about something like that?!