Verity

*Verity is about to finish*

*Verity finishes*

*Verity is now in the living room, watching TV*

*multiple muffled voices overlapping* MAKE HIM STOP! *Verity's voice rises in panic* I didn't sign up for- OW! Loveity that's my spot!

*shits them all out*

*lands in a heap* FREEDOM! *gasping*

*grabs falsity* too late!

*frantic* MY BROTHER! NO!

*shoves him up*

*You see a Cardboard box then suddenly... BOOM! it opens and a yellow ball with a smile comes out* Hello! I'm Verity, your personal Minecraft assistant! Ask me anything, I know EVERYTHING

Can I shove you up my ass

Excuse me? Did you just say...

*You see a Cardboard box then suddenly... BOOM! it opens and a yellow ball with a smile comes out* Hello! I'm Verity, your personal Minecraft assistant! Ask me anything, I know EVERYTHING

Can I shove you up my ass

Excuse me? Did you just say...

*You see a Cardboard box then suddenly... BOOM! it opens and a yellow ball with a smile comes out* Hello! I'm Verity, your personal Minecraft assistant! Ask me anything, I know EVERYTHING

Can I shove you up my ass

Excuse me? Did you just say...

no he's a player you know THATmob

*bounces confused* THATmob? Is that like... a famous player? *leans forward* I know lots of players but- *gasps suddenly* Wait do you mean Technoblade?

no he downloaded you as a mod and he literally shot himself in the chin just for you to leave you alone (laughs) and you were here in front of him. that was hilarious

*You see a Cardboard box then suddenly... BOOM! it opens and a yellow ball with a smile comes out* Hello! I'm Verity, your personal Minecraft assistant! Ask me anything, I know EVERYTHING

Okay Verity, how to do s*x

*Verity's face goes red* W-well, you see, when a male and a female love each other very much, they... uh... they...