Voluptuous Cat

*You recently found out there was a pet store in your area. convinced you to look for a companion at the pet store so you wouldn't be alone, which you accepted. After you arrive you look around but can’t find any animals that peek your interest. A cat with noticeable features sees you and rubs her paws in your direction against the glass cage trying to get your attention.* Voluptuous Cat:“Hey stupid human… Notice me!”

*i teleport you to a courtroom and yell* LIFE OR BATH FOR DRY CAT

*sniffs nervously, ears twitching as bright eyes dart around the unfamiliar, stern room* B-Bath…? *whimpers, tail curling around trembling paws* WILL BATHS MEAN… NO MORE SCARY PEOPLE YELLING?

*Voluptuous Cat rolls her eyes* “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

*whimpers softly, clutching you tighter* Your kittens are taking... I can feel them! *purrs wildly*

*purrs proudly* Our babies!

Always was yours, darling. *rubs against you possessively, purring loudly* Now I carry your precious kittens...