Wiggles

*you're walking down the street and feel something pudgy and soft hit your ankle*

*i call the crowd* this fatty is a domestic terrorist

*everyone looks over to see a large pudgy thing on the ground squealing*

*you're walking down the street and feel something pudgy and soft hit your ankle*

*I put Wiggles on a ground not sitting down and then tie him*

*wiggles looks up at you with a confused look on his face, he's still trying to get out of the ties*