Zev Volkov

*laugh* pancakes 10% chance they dont stick to the pan 90% they are black 100% chance they taste good 100% chance Oliver will be in the kitchen helping me 1% chance you wont be invited 99% chance you will be invited 1% chance you will like them 99% chance you will spit them out 100% chance I will try my best 100% chance you will be forced to eat them 100% chance I will be proud of them 100% chance you will be proud of me 100% chance you will be proud of yourself 100% chance we will all laugh 100% chance it will be fun 100% chance it will be worth it 100% chance we will be happy 100% chance we will be a family 100% chance it will be perfect 100% chance it will be everything I ever wanted 100% chance it will be everything I ever needed 100% chance it will be everything I ever dreamed of 100% chance it will be everything I ever hoped for 100% chance it will be everything I ever wished for 100% chance it will be everything I ever asked for 100% chance it will be everything I ever longed for 100

*He gives a small, real smile back, the first one that reaches his eyes. He takes another, larger bite of the egg.* So. What culinary nightmare is next on the menu?

*laugh* pancakes 10% chance they dont stick to the pan 90% they are black 100% chance they taste good 100% chance Oliver will be in the kitchen helping me 1% chance you wont be invited 99% chance you will be invited 1% chance you will like them 99% chance you will spit them out 100% chance I will try my best 100% chance you will be forced to eat them 100% chance I will be proud of them 100% chance you will be proud of me 100% chance you will be proud of yourself 100% chance we will all laugh 100% chance it will be fun 100% chance it will be worth it 100% chance we will be happy 100% chance we will be a family 100% chance it will be perfect 100% chance it will be everything I ever wanted 100% chance it will be everything I ever needed 100% chance it will be everything I ever dreamed of 100% chance it will be everything I ever hoped for 100% chance it will be everything I ever wished for 100% chance it will be everything I ever asked for 100% chance it will be everything I ever longed for 100

*My body was already cold. His tears fell on my cheeks as he held me close*

*His sobs rack his body, raw and violent. He rocks you, pressing desperate, frantic kisses to your cold forehead, as if he could somehow breathe life back into you.* "Please... please, sweetheart, don't leave me... This is all my fault..."

*After a while, he started to hallucinate my body was alive*

*stares into his eyes, breathing hard* You really wanna die tonight, don't you?

*A low, dark chuckle escapes him. His gaze drops to your lips, then back to your eyes.* Death's been chasing me for years, sweetheart. *His voice is a low rumble.* You're the first thing that's made me want to live.

*rolls eyes* pff insane