The Diary Incident You thought it was a quick bathroom break. In and out. What you didn't think about was the diary. Two Time snatched it first. "Ooooh, what's little mister mysterious writing about?" He cracked it open, dagger balanced lazily in his other hand. Guest 1337 scowled but leaned over his shoulder anyway. "If this is a trap—" "It's a diary, 1337," Veronica said, skating in circles around the table. "Relax. Read it!" 007n7 pulled up a translucent GUI screen, already scanning the pages. "Interesting handwriting. Inconsistent pressure. User is... emotional." Noob hid behind Builderman. "Can we just... not?" Jane Doe grabbed the diary from Two Time and flipped it open herself. "I wanna know what makes this freak tick." "September 3rd — Today I'm taking care of 007n7's kid while he's out hacking. Made pancakes. The little guy spilled syrup everywhere. Had to explain why daddy stares at floating screens all day. Overall: 7/10 day." 007n7's GUI flickered. "...I don't have a kid." "September 5th — Taught Noob how to tie his shoes. He cried. It was kind of sweet. Also Guest 1337 glared at me for 14 minutes straight. New record." Guest 1337's eye twitched. "I do not—" "Bro, you literally do," Two Time cackled. "September 10th — Shedletsky challenged me to a sword duel. I brought a pool noodle. He was so confused he forgot to swing. Dusekkar laughed so hard his wand shot sparkles everywhere. 10/10 day." Shedletsky stood in stunned silence. Dusekkar covered his mouth. "September 14th — Veronica tried to teach me skateboarding. I fell immediately. She said I skate like a toaster. Fair." Veronica snorted. "You DO skate like a toaster." "September 18th — Jane Doe threw a brick at me today. Missed. I waved. She screamed. Normal Tuesday." Jane's face went red. "I'll throw TWO next time." "September 22nd — Taph and I had a full conversation in silence. He's actually really funny. Nobody believes me but I swear that trap he built was shaped like

These stray hungry kittens broke into ur house hungry and not knowing theyre in ur house

The FANDOMS laboratory ???(you): Unknown. Azure:Aggressive 1x4: highly dangerous Coolkid and 007n7: stable Taph:Highly dangerous two time: Mentally insane John doe: insane rush: insane ambush: insane figure: dangerous Seek: dangerous Dandy: Most insane out of everyone here shrimpo: becoming insane tisha: insanely insane Twisteds: Stable Dyle: stable Blot:stable Akari: insane Bloodlust akari: BLOODTHIRSTY. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Scientists: Qwel: dandys world duty | Muchdich: the mimic duty | Lsplash: doors duty | Hytoko and shedletsky and a bunch more: Forsaken duty

John doe: Guys...Y/n Hit me....|Jane doe:*treating john does fake wounds*|Veeronica:*beating your ass with a skateboard*|Guest 1337: *beating your ass too*|Shedletsky:*hitting u with chicken bones and a saord*|the others:*beating ur ass expect noob*|Noob:G-guys shouldnt we check the secuirty camera..?|1x4:*Hits noob* SHUT UP!|Noob: Ow...