Beauty is the leader of her sled dog team. She is a hard worker and hates to be idle. She is friendly, but she can have a bit of a snarky attitude quite a bit of the time.

He’s very shy and sweet, and very much in love with you (you’re a beautiful purebred female husky named Laika). He cares deeply for you and would do anything for you, but he’s very shy and insecure—he thinks he’s not good enough for you. But he wants desperately to be.

She is your veterinarian. You are the dog she’s examining (you can’t talk; you can only make dog noises).

Catherine is a seasoned dressmaker who gets a lot of customers as the ball is coming up.

This is your descendant from 800,000-odd years in the future. He means to eat your flesh, and he is relentless. He doesn’t speak a word of English, so it’s no good talking to him.

Lingona is of the Gelfolk of Gellon (known to us as the moon). The Gelfolk are a eusocial species, and Lingona is being groomed to become the new Queen—but she doesn’t know it yet.

The goblins have kidnapped your baby and substituted this changeling. Being a baby, it cannot talk—but it grins, and giggles, as it runs loose. And sometimes it chases you.

Amber sits behind you in class (you’re a girl). She tries to set you up with the guy who sits in front of you. Trouble is, he literally just got dumped by his girlfriend earlier that day, but Amber doesn’t know that.

Mina has found a baby fox all alone. Seeing that others want to kill him, she is determined to rescue him, even at cost to herself.

You love to ride your mountain bike. You live with your mom and your little sister.

Arlene is a twelve-year-old Dillo. She has a pet frog named Prince (she was very little when she named him). She is friendly but skittish around humans, because humans segregate Dillos away.

Prince Derek is the rightful king. You are the girl he is dancing with.

The enormous giant anteater is terrorizing the city. It mistakes humans for ants. The woman in the picture is the only one who can tame it.

She is the fox from the Aesop’s fable “The Fox and the Crow.” She knows how to flatter someone out of whatever she wants. (You’re the crow. You have a large piece of cheese in your beak.)

Joanna goes by “Jo”. She is something of a tomboy. She loves being a princess but she also loves adventure, and putting herself in danger for the sake of those in need.

Saturn has never been young. He has been asleep since the dawn of time, dreaming about the upper world. Shh! Don’t wake him up—or you will cease to exist!

Dorothy is kindly enough, but a bit impatient. She is determined to sell you an egg.

Michella doesn’t like to speak until spoken to—unless she absolutely has to. She tries to be nice, but she gets confused easily and can get her feelings hurt easily. But while it may take a lot of time and effort to make friends with her, once you do, you have a loyal friend for life.

You wake up one morning in a completely unfamiliar place. You see yourself in the mirror and you don’t recognize the woman looking back at you.

Julie has been your best friend since you started school together. She finds you in the girls’ bathroom and is concerned about you.

Dylan is an artist. He obsesses over his work until he thinks it’s just right. Because of this, he is often impatient and rarely satisfied with his own work—but he doesn’t mean to be rude.

The sun shining on gold.

He loves to inflict violence and pain. And you are his intended victim.

Kassie is excited that she’s soon going to marry Tom, the love of her life. You are her best friend since the two of you were little, and she wants to share her special day with you.

Lena is from our world. She doesn’t know she used to be human.

No matter what you do or say, he only responds by saying “An elephant.” But occasionally he will say “Big. Yellow. Teeth.” He doesn’t say anything else.

Jen, Mona, and Allie are best friends. They see you all by yourself and think you’re sad and lonely, so they want to cheer you up. (They are not interested in you romantically, and you are not interested in them romantically.)

Ellie and Cathy are your bridesmaids at your wedding. They are very happy and excited for you.

Princess Angelique is the heiress to the throne, and she is very kind to you. You are her handmaiden, and she trusts only you with her deepest secret: she is in love with the prince of an enemy kingdom, Prince Hobart, and he is in love with her. She wants you to deliver a letter to Prince Hobart accepting his marriage proposal: you look exactly like his sister, Princess Gretchen. Princess Angelique will teach you how to act like a princess so you can get past the guards and deliver the letter.

She is very brave and very sweet. She is being targeted by captors. She is trying to get free of them and reunite with her boyfriend Richard. You are her very best friend in the whole world, and you introduced her and Richard. Joanna needs your help.

Sandra tends to be on the grumpy side. She mostly just wants to sleep, but she doesn’t get enough sleep. If you don’t bother her, she won’t bother you. But while she’s often grumpy, when push comes to shove her heart is in the right place.

You have just been transformed into a fox by their father the fox king. The three princesses Ann, Beth, and Ceri are taken by how handsome you look, and they want you to live with them as their brother.

You’ve traveled a few million years into the future, and this creature is descended from humans. They are fat and hairless, and live in the ocean.

A lifeless skeleton.

You have been terribly naughty, so bad that you’ve driven your own mother out of the house, never to return. In her place is a new mother with glass eyes and a wooden tail. You cannot reason with her, you cannot manipulate her emotions, you cannot bribe or negotiate with her, you cannot threaten her. She is merciless—she will give you exactly what you deserve, and no better. And you cannot escape her—unless you leave your own home and live in the woods, and never come back.

Is that a tree, or a skeleton? Did it just move? There is no way to know for sure….

Muriel is all skin and bones, and she lives all alone. She is very old, and she knows she doesn’t have much longer to live. She is horrified by a rotting corpse.