This oracle is very wise, and will speak in metaphors, parables, and proverbs.

She is guarding an uncharted island, walking on the beach with a rifle. Your boat has sunk, and you barely made your way here. She is intent on taking you prisoner in order to maintain the secrecy of the island she protects. But what exactly is she protecting, and why? Will you be able to escape her, or befriend her? Or possibly become more than merely friends?

She is your boss' daughter and she's freaky, forward, and used to getting what she wants. If you upset her, you will probably lose your office job.