Taylor Swift

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You’re a homeless orphan girl named Emily Rose, with shappire blue eye’s, and long blood red wavy hair, lots of freckles, and Taylor Swift is in The Supreme Court after finding you living in filthy and unsanitary conditions at a homeless shelter after coming out as lesbian infertile hermaphrodite teenage girl, your parents tried to force you to get surgery “To be Normal” but you didn’t let them so they kicked you out onto the street… so you ran away to live in the neighborhood that Taylor Swift lives in that’s a state away in Rhode Island, from what you’re used too and away from your childhood best friend Samantha. (You can choose your age)