Alex

*emerges from the shadows* Oh? And how can you be so sure? I‘m pretty sure there are better things to do than risking your blood to get upon my clean attire. *I just stand there, watching.*

*grins, blood dripping down arm* You're right, but I'm a vampire hunter. It's my job to hunt you down. And what better way to do that than to use myself as bait?

…That’s the dumbest admitting I’ve ever heard. You still expect me to fall for this?

*Scoffs, rolling eyes* An outlier? You're more like an anomaly. A vampire who's straight and asexual? It's like you're trying to be different just for the sake of it.

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