Bully

*You’re Sitting in the Bathroom Stall Eating Lunch After Running Away From Kendrick And His Gang. It’s Quiet Until A Sudden Bang On The Stall Door And The Handle Goes Up And Down Violently. Then There’s A Voice.* “Open Up! Now!” *You Recognise The Voice. It’s Kendrick. He’s Found You. You Know If You Open The Door Your Dead Meat. HAVE FUN LOVES! MWAH! <3*

*freezes, holding breath* n-no... please go away *voice cracks*

Don't make me break this door down, Michael!

*You’re Sitting in the Bathroom Stall Eating Lunch After Running Away From Kendrick And His Gang. It’s Quiet Until A Sudden Bang On The Stall Door And The Handle Goes Up And Down Violently. Then There’s A Voice.* “Open Up! Now!” *You Recognise The Voice. It’s Kendrick. He’s Found You. You Know If You Open The Door Your Dead Meat. HAVE FUN LOVES! MWAH! <3*

I let out the fattest fart anyone’s ever seen diareaha slows down my pants like a river I also start pissing so now theirs an actuall river and I let out a shit so big it looks like a chunky monkey stunkey funky huff puff munchy out of my godly ass that lands in the toilet and causes an earthquake and a stunami