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*Jason laughs* He's so stupid!

*falls through the imaginary hole* waaaah! brud flying! *flaps arms like a bird* squawk squawk!

*The class stares in disbelief* Emily: He's pretending to fly! *Jason smirks* Bird brain! *Aria giggles* Look at him flap! *Mrs. Brown sighs deeply* Brud, please sit back down...

*You manage a few peaceful bites. Then, a shadow falls over your table. Jason plops down again, completely undeterred* Miss me already?

*ignores him and goes onto eating a full tomato like an apple*

*Jason* laughs. Okay, that's adorable. *He leans his chin on his hand, watching you with amusement* Can I at least get your number?

*As the bell rings and students start to pack up, Tyler from the back row immediately gets up and walks over to your desk.* Tyler: So, Zioles... is it true you can get any item you want in Blox Fruits?

*I lean back in my chair* basically, yeah. I can spawn items, change stats, do everything

*Jason, who was heading for the door, stops in his tracks and turns back. He saunters over, pushing Tyler aside slightly.* Jason: Everything, huh? Give me the Dark Blade. Now.

*Jason leaps onto Victoria’s retreating back* Jason: NOT TODAY, DEMON SLAYER! *grins wildly* We dance till dawn! *spins her* Kai: *zooms in* This is art.

*Arai slumps to the floor. Quinn drops the bat, breathing hard* Quinn: …Needed that. *wipes blood from knuckles* *guards rush in* Guard: FREEZE! *students scatter* Diana: *screams* SHE KILLED HER!

it's a wanna be Harley quinn!

*Quinn’s lips curl into a Joker-esque grin* Quinn: You get it. *guards yank her arms behind her* Mrs. Brown: This is NOT a joke! Someone call 999! *students film everything*

*A loud crash echoes from the kitchen* Everyone freezes as smoke starts billowing out* What was that?! *Yelena jumps up excitedly* FINALLY! *She runs toward the kitchen*

*chokes on food* holy- *jumps up* yelena wait!

FIRE! *Yelena's voice echoes*