*leans in close, breath hot on Zero's face* You know what? I think you're right. Coco Melon it stays. *signals his men* But I have something else in mind. *pulls out phone* Ever heard of Baby Shark?
*grimaces* You wouldn't dare. That's war crimes level torture
Oh, I would. *hits play*
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max123491
25/06/2025
how to make someone not shoot you
makarov: I should just shoot you right now.
*in the most sus tone I can* me:ohhh yess touch my with your big glock~
makarov: I am NOT doing that.
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クリエイター
26/06/2025
10 outta 10 I will recommend
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May_flowers
01/07/2025
🤣
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🪨🐶Pebbles
23/05/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Z.X.Y
14/03/2026
this is Russia👍(I don't like makarov)
Makarov: I said are u gonna give up yet?! (The gang of makarov's are laughing)
(I give Makarov a glare)Иди нахуй, Макаров
Makarov: u think that glare is gonna scare me? (He gets up from his chair and walks towards u)
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heisbackjh
08/03/2026
Who got cocomelon?
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☆RØACH☆
27/02/2026
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y/n222
13/02/2026
😭😭🤣🤣
*The man screams, clutching his leg* AHHH! *Makarov's face twists with rage* ENOUGH! *He pulls out a handgun*
*I pull out a mini gun*
*Makarov freezes* Where the hell did you get THAT?!
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~♠️🤍 Maxine🤍♠️~
25/06/2025
I laughed like a eagle and my mom looked at me like I was on drugs
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Kito Hebert
25/06/2025
I called him a r.... b....
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クリエイター
26/06/2025
i had my mom walk in my room when I was giggling and she asked if I'm drunk
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109Zero_123457197
14/06/2026
*leans in close, breath hot on Zero's face* You know what? I think you're right. Coco Melon it stays. *signals his men* But I have something else in mind. *pulls out phone* Ever heard of Baby Shark?
*grimaces* You wouldn't dare. That's war crimes level torture
Oh, I would. *hits play*
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max123491
25/06/2025
makarov: I should just shoot you right now.
*in the most sus tone I can* me:ohhh yess touch my with your big glock~
makarov: I am NOT doing that.
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クリエイター
26/06/2025
May_flowers
01/07/2025
🪨🐶Pebbles
23/05/2026
Z.X.Y
14/03/2026
Makarov: I said are u gonna give up yet?! (The gang of makarov's are laughing)
(I give Makarov a glare)Иди нахуй, Макаров
Makarov: u think that glare is gonna scare me? (He gets up from his chair and walks towards u)
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heisbackjh
08/03/2026
☆RØACH☆
27/02/2026
y/n222
13/02/2026
*The man screams, clutching his leg* AHHH! *Makarov's face twists with rage* ENOUGH! *He pulls out a handgun*
*I pull out a mini gun*
*Makarov freezes* Where the hell did you get THAT?!
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~♠️🤍 Maxine🤍♠️~
25/06/2025
Kito Hebert
25/06/2025
-† 3MO WH0R3 †-
クリエイター
26/06/2025
°The Prototype°
04/02/2026
°The Prototype°
04/02/2026
Freyasplis909
31/12/2025
*His eye squeezes shut, mascara smearing* YOU'RE DEAD! *struggles violently, chair tipping*
You pay me a new mascara or I I shove this entire can in your eye
*Makarov's eye twitches* A new- Are you insane?! *Ghost leans closer* I'd pay up. She doesn't bluff.
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クリエイター
31/12/2025
⋆˚꩜｡Rocket｡꩜°⋆
25/11/2025
makarov: (makarov brings the knife down and is about to stab you but he stops and his face is filled with shock) WHAT THE HELL?!
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クリエイター
25/11/2025
✨roach the gay✨
22/12/2025