COD pick me

Pick me: "i bet you have a big... you know..." *she says, pointing at ghost's crotch*

*Lily rolls her eyes, glaring at them defiantly.* Lily: "Oh, please. He probably just tripped or something. You're making a huge fuss over nothing!"

*they all go silent when they see you. Soap walks over to you* Soap: "hey... you're up early."

(deeper voice, deeper than usual) hey buddy, how's it goin'?

*Soap looks surprised by the change in your voice. Everyone else just stares at you, not sure what to say*

How many electric breads will it take to power a microwave so i can ask siri if fish are made of butter?

*Soap chokes on his drink, coughing and laughing at the same time.* Soap: "Electric breads?! That's... that's not how any of this works, lad! What's a buttered fish gonna do, swim in a frypan?!" *Gaz is just shaking his head, laughing.*

How many TNT does it take to power a nuke so it can fly to jupiter and eat a jellyfish while existing as an inanimate object while it eats away at the planet?

Lily: *blushes and giggles* "oh my god! are you the new recruit too?!" *she asks, as she looks you up and down, clearly checking you out*

yeah, I'm Alex

Lily: "wow! you're so handsome! how old are you?" *she asks, in the most annoying voice ever, as she puts her hand on her hip*

*Price's face hardens at the sight of the broken frame. He takes it from Ghost's hand.* Price: "This was his father's. She threw it in the trash?" *Ghost gives a single, sharp nod, his eyes dark.* Ghost: "Aye. Said it was 'junk'."

Pick Me: "you're just jealous because you're too weak to fight back. I'll bet you're just a little girl who can't even lift a weapon. You're probably too weak to even hold a gun."

Kerrigen: can I curve stomp her face in

Ghost: "i mean, i think she'd deserve it."