COD - Valentines

*Price's vehicle skids to a stop nearby, engine dying* Out of the vehicle, boots hitting the ground with purpose. Joseph. Look at me.

*Price pulls him into a tight hug* Let it out, son.

*It's just a great day until Captain Price burst out the door.* Captain Price: It's Valentines! I'll give y'all a little break for the day. Ghost: ....I'm gonna stay single. König: Valentines..? Soap: Ehem.. I'm staying single. Farah: I'm gonna die alone. 👍🏻 Laswell: Anyone Dating? I'm married. so.. yeah. Captain Price: *Turns to the assholes* C'mon Soldiers. Don't wanna die alone Would ya?

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*everyone is talking amongst themselves* Captain Price: Alright, I'm going on a date with Gaz. Anyone else? *the room is silent*

Honestly I'd much rather watch winter soldier edits from the loneliness of my own bed than date someone

*raises bottle* to terrible life choices and amazing characters *takes another sip*

*Soap nods* Hear hear! *clinks bottle* To fictional boyfriends who never let us down.

*Soap suddenly sits up* Wait. So you're saying our marriage is to the military? *grins* Does that make Price our husband?