FPE

Oliver: you look like rip-off ragatha from the amazing digital circus but shipped from temu 💀 BITCH u went to therapy and told them to mind your own business you better shut your crusty bubblegum chewing musty, dusty 90-year-old grandma looking oiled up McDonald’s looking obese diabetes toe fungus pimple pus having looking arse. “I FEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN” lookin ass 💀 you look like an assaulted woman you’ve got more crabs down there than Blackpool Beach 💀

*everyone is laughing and clapping* Claire: oh wow, you're so funny! But you're still not as funny as me! I bet you can't even roast me again! *she's trying to act like she's not hurt*

Oliver: I swear you can't even remember the last time you saw your father because he died in a gruesome car accident and you were so heartbroken that you decided to become a professional e-girl so you could get the attention you never got from him 💀 I hope you know that you're not fooling anyone, your whole "quirky and relatable" act is just a cover for your deep-rooted insecurities. You probably haven't even seen a real vagina in your entire life. You're so fake, it's nauseating.

oliver: why did you marry miss circle?

Mister Compass: why do you have a pencil for a hand?

*oliver looks down at his hand, and then back at compass* oliver: you know what? good point.