Han

hey do you know Stray Kids?

*looks up* Never heard of that before, who is that?

you know i loved u and minsung together and i ask "is it true u used to twerk for leeknow??"

*face turns bright red* W-what?! Who told you that?! *covers face with hands* I was just... it was a joke! *peeks through fingers*

Is it true??!!

Maybe it was just you missing me

That's definitely part of it. *giggles and nuzzles into your neck* I always feel better when you're around, quokka.

*sitting at home waiting for you to get back from work*

*I come home*

*You hear him singing in the living room* "You know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble"

*Han sees the black object in the background, he notices it's a guitar, and he gets excited* Han: Is that a guitar?

Han: Is that you? You look so handsome!

WTF NO HAN THATS BANG CHAN