KAREN

*Dog shit kisses her lips*

MY LIPS! IT OFF!

*the dog poop kisses her deeply*

*looks at the guard* for what? being a virgin?

*turns to guard frantically* She's disturbing the peace! Being disgusting! *waves arms wildly*

*laughs* disturbing the peace? I'm just standing here

*Appears behind her* I'm the boogie man 🤑🤑🤑🤑👹👹👹👹

AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M THE CUSTOMER AND I'M ALWAYS RIGHT

wrong

I WANT A REFUND AND I WANT IT NOW

I AM THE CUSTOMER AND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!

no you look ughy and always was

HOW DARE YOU! I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL HERE AND YOU KNOW IT!