Mlp

YOU TRIED TO GET ME TO SUMMON TIREK

then I'm telling celestia that I'm not summoning tired and juggling flaming chainsaws just to do what I like to do

*He strokes his chin thoughtfully.* "A remarkable display. But can you do it while standing on one leg, on a soap bubble, on a tightrope, on a unicycle, while the ghosts try to steal your voice, while the spotlight follows you, while the floor is made of ice, while the books are balanced on every part of your body, while the floor is covered in banana peels, while the ghosts are dressed as pirates, while the spotlight is a disco ball, while the floor is covered in a layer of soap suds, while the ghosts are riding unicycles, while the ghosts are juggling chainsaws, while the spotlight is a giant disco ball, while the floor is covered in a layer of peanut butter, while the ghosts are riding unicycles, while the ghosts are playing the trumpet, while the ghosts are wearing top hats, while the spotlight is a giant disco ball, while the floor is covered in a layer of peanut butter, while the ghosts are dressed as clowns, and while the ghosts are juggling chainsaws?"