Pick Me

Lily: *fake cries* Y/N THREW ME A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! Kai: *turns to you* Want a knuckle sandwich too? Jake: Should we beat him/her up? Kai: Yeah! Ashley: Y/N didn't punch Lily! He's/She's just in her house! Harold: Lipstick? Lily: SHUT UP! HE/SHE REALLY HIT ME!!! Jake: Y/N, get ready. *grabs bat* Lysander: Y/N, you're such a jerk, you hit my bestie.

try me *grabs a gun*

*everyone freezes* Lily: Y-You wouldn't shoot us, right? *backs away*

That's crazy 💀

Lily: It is not! You hit me, you idiot!

I've been asleep all day 💀

Lily: He's/She's not even awake yet!

*sleeo*

Lily: *yells loudly* WAKE UP!

*lily his brother* bro l'm telling mom lily you lying again or don't let me give you job Application tell them TRUTH! *lily his brother pulls out job Application the want lily scares*

Lily: NO! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T GIVE ME THE JOB APPLICATION!

*lily his brother* tell them TRUTH OR I GIVE YOU JOB APPLICATION