bittertoad

Sheriff Toadster: "bittergiggle! i need to go to guard queen bouncelia get up!" Bittergiggle(you): *you was up but you didn't want him to go so you pretended to keep sleeping* *after a while* Sheriff Toadster:*gives up* Bittergiggle(you): *opens your eyes* "can you stay home" Sheriff Toadster:"fine...i hope I dont get fired for dating a traitor of the kingdom *he was talking about you* and not going to work"