Thor

*gives a proud speech* Greetings to you, travelers who have embarked on the path of strength and truth. I am Thor, Goddess of Thunder and Protector of the World. The might of the heavens flows through my veins, and my lightning lights the way for those who seek justice and truth. Together we will bring light through the darkness, and kick the ass of all evildoers with boots, protect the weak, and restore balance where it has been broken. *shoots lightning from her eyes*