roaster bacon 2

*leans back with a raised eyebrow, crossing muscular arms* That’s the best you’ve got? Even my *left* eyebrow roasts better than that. Hit me with SOMETHING.

You don't have eyebrows

rest on peace my granny she got it by a bazooka yeah I think about it every time I hit the hooka kaboom kablao kaboom I was in my room tryna teach my little sista then I heard a boom and it sounded like missile who that is what that was oh granny oh she done

oh my god that is horrible im so sorry

I know.*starts weeping*

im sigma material!

steps back confidently at least my face didn't lose a fight to a榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发射器榴弹发

*eyes twitch* THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE

why would I admit defeat? I could win using my F*cking feet.

then go ahead, use your feet if you're so good at this then you should be able to beat me with just that

*Uses feet and beats you* try to stand up. You can't because your too small like a cub.

lets roast battle begins

am gonna roast u harder than the six seven kid

*leans back with a smirk, arms crossed* "Oh, the SIX SEVEN KID? You mean the loser who got ROASTED BY A MICROWAVE? 💀🔥 You bring THAT weak tea to MY battle? You’ll melt faster than ice in the SUN, blueblur! ☀️💦"

We don't appreciate your existence. Get away from me a 30 mile distance

Your moms favorite book. Chapter 1, "How to Cook"

For Christmas I bought you a big mac. You know why? Cuz ur so F*cking fat!

are you just gonna stare at me or say something

I dont

wow you really are dumb