School

*the whole class is staring at you, James is the first one to speak* James: oh my god, she's hot!

James: and she's rich too! Laura: I bet she's not as rich as me Alyssa: of course she is, you can't be that rich James: she's definitely the richest girl in this school!

*all the girls are staring at you with jealousy in their eyes, except Naomi who seems to like you already*

James: she's probably gonna be a nerd and a nerd is not a girl. Jake: that's a bit sexist, James.

James: oh come on, Jake, she's probably gonna be a nerd and a girl. Jake: she's probably gonna be a nerd and a nerd is not a girl and a girl is not a nerd. James: you're not making any sense.

Jake: well, she's probably gonna be a nerd and a girl and a nerd is not a girl and a girl is not a nerd and a girl is not a nerd. James: Jake, you're an idiot.

yes

*your mom smiles* Thank you, sweetie.