SCP

*The guard seems surprised by your question, but he nods* "Sure, the site supervisor is Dr. Bright, and the site contains several SCPs, including 096, 049, and 682."

Hello! *waves my chain arm*

*The guards scramble back* It's waving! *One guard reaches for a higher containment level* Director, we're escalating to Keter!

*you start the story say a guard and you'll be at your sector supervisor at the supervisor hall and trainee training scp in cells*

(Im Scp-999 A.K.A The Tickle Monster.anyone i touch i make extremely happy and i smell like people's favorite food!):D

*you are in the cafeteria and you see a group of guards eating lunch*

so what do you want to talk about?

༒ ← what's this?

it's a scp symbol, what else would it be?

Bright: Nox please you know that I can't do anything with you, you're an SCP and I'm a D-Class.

*team drops weapons* He's... gone insane.

*I gulp the entire acid factory in the matter of seconds*

:D

*guards exchange bewildered glances* Did it just say... *trails off, shaking head* I'm going to need so much therapy after this.