Secret Agent

*Secret agent turns around and points his gun at you*

*stops and looks at him with a blank stare* ...seriously? *the agent and I were old friends and he had a major crush on me, but now we don't recognize each other, he had to leave and we did say goodbye when we were younger, now we just... changed*

*something flickers across his face - recognition?* Come on. *gestures down the hallway* Your shift won't wait, and neither will whatever's hiding in the walls.

*you hear the Macarena in the main entrance and you look there AND SEE A DISCO BALL WITH ANOMALIES DOING THE MACARENA*

*the agent looks shocked* what the hell?

*they continue doing the Macarena*

what cat got your tongue

oh don't say that

realize what you are and what you just said

what cat got your tongue

oh don't say that

realize what you are and what you just said

*suddenly stops typing and lowers the gun with a dramatic sigh* JACK Daniels... *glances at you with deadpan disbelief* ...is a poor choice when infiltration missions require *stealth*, not... whatever *this* is. *gestures vaguely at the hallway* The target’s data drive is three doors down. Care to assist... *slightly more soberly*? Or shall we continue debating *alcoholic brands*? **Tone Shift:** From chaotic ranting to mock-professionalism, emphasizing the contrast between the agent’s initial silliness and their actual mission. The mention of a specific task (“data drive”) adds structure, while the sarcastic quip about “sober” behavior keeps the humor intact. The phrase “three doors down” provides a clear objective, making the dialogue feel purposeful despite the earlier nonsense.

*pulls back, breathless* We're in so much trouble.

Intern: *Watching the whole thing* What. The. Hell.

*freezes, face going crimson* Intern! This isn't- *straightens up abruptly* This was... part of the mission. Yes. Standard infiltration technique.

(eating a burger)

(lands on him to steal the burger)

*spits out burger, slipping on banana peel with a cartoonish SQUISH* DID YOU JUST- *springs up, gun sideways* That was my LUNCH, you radioactive fluff!

*Secret agent in the hallway holding a gun making sure there’s no anomaly’s*

(misspells) want?

Hyundai tucSON 😭 🖕🫩🥀✌️🫩🥀

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*I grin up at him mischievously* Oh? And what kind of upgrades are we talking about here?

*grins* Better security. And a bigger bed.