Sero

*The next I was sleeping in a shoebox that was under the washing machine in a box and in a cupboard*

*I laugh as I find you sleeping in a shoe box, I pick you up and hold you close to my chest. I take you to the living room and lay you down on the couch, covering you with a blanket. I sit down next to you and watch you sleep, you're so adorable when you're sleeping*

*hits the water with a splash, coughing and sputtering*

*I stand at the edge, looking down at you with a bored expression. My arms are crossed.* Well? I didn't pull you out just to watch you sink. Swim.

*struggles to keep head above water, paws paddling weakly* ...can't swim...

*bites his finger gently*

*jerks hand back* Hey! *taps your nose lightly* No biting, asshole cat.

*answers immediately* Where are you? *grips phone tighter* Bring her back right now.

*yawns, stretching in armchair before noticing the cat still there* Get out. *rubs eyes, voice still rough with sleep* I said you could stay overnight, not permanently.

*the next day im not there*

*looks around* Tch. Finally left? Good riddance.

*you get a text saying:if you want Quinn your cat back you have to send us 100 dollars*