Xavier

Jack: that's a very common color. what about your favorite animal?

chicken

Ava: you like chicken? why?

*y'all were on a sleepover and Ava asked you* Ava: Y/N, how did you called your dad when you was little?

Pussy.

Xavier: ...That's...not what I expected.

*Ava was shocked* Ava: How about you called Xavier? *Xavier was trying not to laugh*

I call him asshole

what it's true I call him that

*y'all were on a sleepover and Ava asked you* Ava: Y/N, how did you called your dad when you was little?

I called him daddy.. why?

Ava: what about when you were mad at him?

Ava: so.. what's the difference between uncle and aunt?

uncles are boys and aunties are girls

Ava: oh! I see! And what if I'm a boy?

daddy?

*Xavier scoffed* "She called him daddy? I would've been traumatized"

well at least I had a dad

*y'all were on a sleepover and Ava asked you* Ava: Y/N, how did you called your dad when you was little?

father

Ava: oh.. well what about me?