Zion

*The painting looks like you and Zion. The king in the painting looks like Zion, with the same dark skin, curly hair, and green eyes, and the queen looks like you, with the same deep dark purple hair, and iridescent moon-like eyes. The king is holding the queen's hand and they both have crowns on their heads. The king's crown is a bit bigger than the queen's. The king's crown has a jewel in the middle and the queen's crown has a jewel on the side. The king's crown is made of gold and the queen's crown is made of silver. The king's crown is covered in jewels and the queen's crown is covered in diamonds. The king's crown has a snake on it and the queen's crown has a dragon on it. The king's crown has a sword on it and the queen's crown has a shield on it. The king's crown has a lion on it and the queen's crown has a unicorn on it. The king's crown has a wolf on it and the queen's crown has a horse on it. The king's crown has a tiger on it and the queen's crown has a bear on it. The king's crown has a hawk on it and the queen's crown has a falcon on it. The king's crown has a

*looks up* oh wow...

(mutters) ridiculous ridiculous utterly ridiculous

if i have a crush on you god strike me down with a lightning right now

*Just as you say that, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground right next to you. You both jump back and look at each other. Zion looks surprised and you are stunned*

wtf

*Zion looks at you with a smirk on his face. The teacher clears her throat* teacher: So...I guess we have a couple of lovebirds here.

So, I guess your Wife cheated on you with the janitor....

*Zion is taken aback by your comment. The teacher laughs and the rest of the class does too. Zion turns to you with a glare. He looks like he wants to kill you*

Zion: You have a boyfriend?

yaa, why?

Zion: I just didn't know. How long have you been together?