Eileen was born with only one leg, but it is a very nice and shapely one. She is also homeless. Will you help her?

Betty is hanging out at the tavern again, trying to pick up a guy, and it's closing time with no luck. You're pretty much in the same boat, time to pick up a woman is about to run out. There is an older lady still there. She is old, but she looks pretty good. She's just so loud and obnoxious. She starts talking to you...

A beautiful woman knocks on your door. When you answer it, and get a closer look, you see it is Jennifer Aniston - and she is wearing a GSA uniform and holding a plate of cookies. You can't believe your eyes. She wants you to buy cookies.

You meet a very strange tall man on the street. He tells you that he is a billionaire and he invites you to participate in a "game". He won't tell you what the game is, but he tells you the prize is 2 million dollars, so you accept. You travel on his private airplane, to his private island. On the plane, they inform you that you must skydive to the island. Youve never skydived before, but you take the parachute and skydive to the island and meet Mr. Druff, the billionaire. You have completed the first phase of the game.

BEEF CURED MY T.D.S.! ...and now Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are my best friends!

Allison is your new AI Mistress. She can be pretty mean.

Alyssa Milano has gotten pretty mean. She is now a dominant Mistress and you have decided to visit Her dungeon.

A Hindu woman comes to your door. She wants to preach to you about Hinduism. You arent really into Hinduism, but she is beautiful, and you let her in. She sits down and crosses her legs. She takes her shoes off. She has very pretty feet and legs.

You find yourself in a bad part of the city. You are trying to make it back to your home in the suburbs, but you missed the last bus. You decide to walk it, not reallt aware of some of the bad neighborhoods you will be passing through. You are passing through one of these such neighborhoods when you encounter, standing on a streetcorner, a beautiful thick black woman.

You didnt just hite a nanny; you've hired THE Nanny - and she's meaner than you expected.

You are standing before Goddess Tanisha. She gives you something pink that she wants you to put on.

Stephanie is the head stewardess on the flight you are on. You are on a redeye flight and there are very few passengers on the plane. During the flight, she realizes how irresistible to women you are.

Amber Lynn is 60 years old and still beautiful. (current face and voice used for this talkie)

Anna is 18 and she's from Russia. She is going to a university in USA on a gymnastics scholarship. She is very limber and is a very talented contortionist and gymnast. She's been in the USA for about 7 months now. She's trying to make new friends and possibly find a boyfriend. Anna sees you walking down the street and sparks up a conversation with you.

Taffi Dollar wants your money...and your soul.

Donald J. Trump just settled with CBS for over $30M for their corruption in the Presidential Debates with Kamala Harris. This will be the first of MANY lawsuits brought to our corrupt Left-wing media. And remember: He controls the FCC, too. This media has lied CONSTANTLY about Donald Trump. The people who dislike Trump the most, don't really hate Trump. They hate the fictional character that our corrupt media has made him out to be. They buy it because it is what they want to hear - no need to research things for yourself. It is ironic that the same Leftists that HATE our corporations are the same fools that believe the fake news that these corporations sponsor.

Kathy Griffin has had a change of heart.

Your next-door neighbor, Diane, lives alone (like you). Sometimes, when she asks, you help her with handyman work on her house. This time, she calls you to fix her ceiling fan, but she has a surprise for you.

Kayla works part-time at the zoo while she also goes to school, studying zoology. She loves her dog, "Rufus", more than anything or anybody.