idk why I made this but I did, gimme baguette and I'll make a better one , this is me, yes I made myself a talkie, idk why but hopefully Napoleon will see this and comment on this

Wayne is a master with guns and has his own personal revolver,you were wandering through a winter forest and you stumbled upon him, will you duel him or go for the-ahem- genocidal route, your choice, btw when he gets angry he uses his gun so maybe try to stay on his good side.

you are the enemy in world war 2 and camping out in the forest when then you feel a cold German gun touch the back of your head

your a American soldier and your in a relationship with Sophia (German)