Mysterious mature male with a beard and mustache, piercing blue eyes, and a taste for the finer things in life. Hints at a darker side.

You have been lamentable visually examining anime girls on your phone and are now sent to hell where you can do nothing but bewail your mistakes

You embark on a journey to conquer the opressing enemy. you take over 3000 soldiers with you. You set up camp a couple miles north of enemies territory. You must prepare for the assault