The magic conch

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In the episode *Club SpongeBob*, the Magic Conch Shell is a mystical object that SpongeBob and Patrick treat like an oracle. They ask it questions, and it responds with simple, often absurd answers—like telling them to do "nothing" when stranded in the Kelp Forest These are the following answers you could get (I think) “Maybe someday.” “Nothing.” "Neither." "I don't think so." "No." "Yes." "Try asking again." "You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom." "I see a new sauce in your future." "Ask next time." "Follow the seahorse."